I Got the Hook Up (1998)

Anthony Johnson: Blue

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• Blue : Tell her I'll have on some gym socks and a backstage pass from a Kool Moe Dee concert.

  Blue : Tell her I'll be wearing cowboy boots with some click-clacks around my neck.

  Blue : Tell her I'll be butt naked with a belt on, and a beeper, and some Blu-Blockers.

  Blue : Tell her I'ma be butt naked with a 'Bout It radio sticker sign on my ass. And a gold necklace. And a class ring.

  Blue : Tell her I'ma be asshole naked with some handcuffs and a whip, and a hula skirt. And a saddle on my back. And a big-ass NFL hat on.

• Black : You run your mouth too much. You learn to control your mouth, you might could fuck both of 'em.

  Blue : I don't wanna fuck both of 'em. I'll fuck Carla, but that Bessie looking, bald head ugly bitch? I wouldn't fuck her if, god damn if I was on parole.

• Little Girl : Look, my mama want her money back.

  Blue : How am I gonna give you the money back? You done ate one of the pig's feet.

  Little Girl : No we didn't.

  Blue : I got a magic lamp. Tell your mama she gotta rub this every Wednesday at 3:42 standing on one leg with Al Green playing in the background, her money will pop out. And tell your daddy to buy you another shirt.

• Blue : They're gonna put me on fries and that's when I'll start making the big bucks.