Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) Poster

(1999)

Marisa Coughlan: Jo Lynn Jordan

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Quotes 

  • Coach Winchell : But it's me, Spanky.

    Jo Lynn Jordan : [behind a locked door, impersonating Mrs. Tingle]  What are you doing here - Spanky?

    Coach Winchell : I miss my - Chilly Mama.

  • Mrs. Tingle : You present yourself with such self-assured tenacity, but your fear shows around the edges. You can do better.

    Jo Lynn Jordan : We're trying, Mrs. Tingle. Work with us.

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : Where else are you gonna see: Man Has Sex Change To Become Lesbian?

  • Leigh Ann Watson : Listen, I need your senior prophecy for the last issue. The deadline's tomorrow.

    Jo Lynn Jordan : I don't know what to say. I hate that senior shit.

    Leigh Ann Watson : Just think of where you'll be in 20 years.

    Jo Lynn Jordan : You're the writer, do it for me.

    Leigh Ann Watson : Okay, how about, Miss Jo Lynn Jordan, famous film star, last seen...

    Jo Lynn Jordan : In rehab popping Percodan, recently divorced from gay husband.

    Leigh Ann Watson : Perfect.

    Jo Lynn Jordan : What does yours say?

    Leigh Ann Watson : I haven't done mine yet.

    Jo Lynn Jordan : Allow me. Leigh Ann Watson, famous journalist, wins the Pulitzer Prize for her personal yet searing account of being a 38 year old virgin.

    Leigh Ann Watson : Watch it.

    Jo Lynn Jordan : Simple reminder.

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : It was this little voice inside of me that just said, Do it!

    Leigh Ann Watson : That's why it's a little voice, Jo Lynn. You're not supposed to listen to it.

    Jo Lynn Jordan : No, Leigh Ann. You've gotta listen.

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : [impersonating Marilyn Monroe]  I ask you to ask not what your mistress can do for you, but what your mistress can do for your country.

  • Luke Churner : Why is it we never dated?

    Jo Lynn Jordan : We did! Almost. Once. We were this close to hooking up at Mandy Kate's birthday party. Sophomore year, when I was still an A cup with braces. It was kind of a disaster.

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : All right, come here, cheese ball, and don't make me cry. You know I'm easy.

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : The innocent always look more guilty when defending themselves.

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : We'll just go to Tingle, okay? It's worth a shot.

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : Oh, God, I'm bored. Bored, bored, bored. I can't believe you don't have a TV. I mean, it's like not having toilet paper. I could be at home, watching Sally Jesse or Oprah or Jerry. Where else are you gonna see: Man Has Sex Change To Become Lesbian?

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : Oh, it is wicked.

    Leigh Ann Watson : And wrong and immoral, and...

    Luke Churner : So is she.

  • Luke Churner : What do you think?

    Jo Lynn Jordan : Black mail?

    Luke Churner : Dirty pictures. I'll get into bed with Tingle, and we'll use them to threaten her.

    Jo Lynn Jordan : Oh, how scandalous. I love it!

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : It'll work! Just this once, Leigh, for your future. All of ours.

    Luke Churner : I don't even have a future, but I know I don't want to go to jail.

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : Okay, Operation Scandal underway. Now, we need, uh, a plan. We need supplies. We need one naked high school student...

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : Mrs. Tingle, thought I'd keep you right where you are, straps and all. Going for a whole bondage theme. And, Luke, my man, drop 'em!

  • Mrs. Tingle : Coach Wenchell and I - have an understanding.

    Jo Lynn Jordan : Oh, how romantic. But, tell me, do you love him, or - are you just spank buddies?

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : [unbuttons Mrs. Tingle's shirt and sees she's wearing a sexy bra]  Oh, I love it! Mrs. Tingle, you are just full of surprises. if you weren't such a *bitch*, I'd really like you.

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : The great thing about a scandal is it doesn't rely upon facts.

  • Mrs. Tingle : You could never play Juliet. You haven't the commitment, the soul.

    Jo Lynn Jordan : Well, there's the Tingle we all know and love, hmm?

    Mrs. Tingle : You've never had a broken heart.

    Jo Lynn Jordan : Yeah, well, at least I have a heart.

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : Why don't you take your passive aggressive shit and go manipulate Luke's ass for awhile. I'm tired.

  • Jo Lynn Jordan : You pretend to be so innocent, but in reality you'll do anything to win. you're worse than Tingle. You're a Tingle in sheep's clothing.

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