SLC Punk! (1998)

Jason Segel: Mike

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• Mike : I wanna save the rain forests, y'know, somebody's gotta fight for them, it's just...

  [can't seem to find the right word, so he slams the table instead] 

• Nurse : You here to visit?

  Mike : Yes. I think we're all excited to see how he's doing.

  Nurse : Have you seen "The Exorcist"?

  Mike : Yeah.

  Nurse : Did you like it?

  Mike : Yeah. Is this dangerous?

  Nurse : Not clinically.

  Stevo : What does that mean?

• Mark : That's what's wrong with you Americans, you're always looking for pain.

  Mike : Yeah well... it pains me to hear you say that, Mark, it really does.

• Mike : So Mark. how you doin' old man?

  Mark : FUCK! I'm not old motherfucker.

  Mike : Oh no, I just... no, I mean... you're older than anyone else here.

  Mark : It depends on how you look at it. I'm young in my heart! Younger then any of these assholes over there.