Plunkett & Macleane (1999)

Jonny Lee Miller: Macleane

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• Macleane : Still swinging both ways, Rochester?

  Lord Rochester : Jamie, I swing every way.

• Rebecca : [Rebecca walks up to Macleane after he has been staring at her]  You are not a gentleman.

  Macleane : I'm sorry?

  Rebecca : No gentleman would stare at a lady like that in public.

  Macleane : I do beg your pardon. Captain James Macleane, at your service.

  Rebecca : Oh, so you are a gentlemen?

  Macleane : Yes.

  Rebecca : What a shame.

• French Count : I hope they hang you in Tyburn for your bad French.

  Macleane : Merci Monsieur. I hope it rains every day of your fucking visit.

• Plunkett : See, I'm talking "BIG".

  Macleane : You forget something. I have morals.

  Plunkett : Oh, do you?

  Macleane : Most certainly, yes I do.

  [pauses] 

  Macleane : How big?

• Macleane : What rhymes with Rebecca?

  Plunkett : Pecker. How's your old, uh...?

  Macleane : Ah. Much better. Thank you.

  Plunkett : Good.

  Macleane : Yes. You know, I think it's actually got bigger, if you can imagine such a thing.

  Plunkett : I'd rather not.

• Macleane : And Rebecca's lost to me. How can I make love to her with the pox?

• [MacCleane and Lady Darcy are having sex in the back room] 

  Macleane : Oh, my angel, my siren's song, you've ambushed me in the forests of your hair, you've drowned me in the pools of your eyes, you've shackled me to the...

  Lady Darcy : Do shut up! Fuck me!

• Macleane : [Complaining about the pox]  My John Thomas is a complete disaster area!

• Macleane : [after Plunkett has rescued him from hanging]  Sure took your time.

  Plunkett : Weren't sure you were worth it.

• Rebecca : [after her father has asked why she is dancing with Macleane]  He doesn't make my flesh crawl.

  Macleane : *Thank* you.