The Rugrats Movie (1998)

Michael Bell: Chas Finster, Grandpa Boris, Drew Pickles

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Quotes 

• Rex Pester : Mr. Pickles, how does it feel knowing your brother lost your only daughter?

  Drew Pickles : [shocked; turns to Stu]  He what?

  Rex Pester : Share your pain.

  [Drew, completely red in the face and gritting his teeth, leaps at Stu screaming; Stu's horrified face is reflected in Drew's glasses; Drew tackles him to the ground and bends his left arm backwards] 

  Stu Pickles : You're breaking my arm!

  Drew Pickles : Only 'cause I can't reach your neck! You moronic idiot!

  Rex Pester : [as the adults seperate Stu and Drew]  And there you have it: Two sour Pickles and...

  [sadly; deliberately mispronounces the babies' names as he shows the photos] 

  Rex Pester : ... young Tammy, baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill, little Chunky, and poor Amelia, all vanished without a trace.

  [happily; throws the photos away] 

  Rex Pester : I'm Rex Pester, and I'll be back with more Big Action news!

• [Stu is working on his latest invention to enter in a contest] 

  Drew : What is it, an electric sponge?

  Stu : Of course not... That was last year.

• Charlotte Pickles : [pats Didi's belly with her phone]  How's our little man?

  Didi Pickles : [rubs her belly]  I told you, Charlotte, Dr. Lipschitz says it's a girl.

  Betty Deville : Ha! That windbag thought Phil and Lil were intestinal gas!

  Aunt Miriam : Face it, Dolly. Ridin' high it's a guy!

  Charlotte Pickles : Well, you know what they say: "Born under Venus, look for a--"

  [her phone rings] 

  Charlotte Pickles : Hello?

  [walks away] 

  Didi Pickles : Now, now, Dr. Lipschitz is the expert. I don't see any of *you* with a PhD in Latin.

  Betty Deville : Yeah. *Pig* Latin, maybe. Well, let's just hope for Tommy's sake it's a girl. I'd hate to think how much my pups would be squabbling if *they* were both boys.

  Didi Pickles : Ah, ah, ah! Let's not do any gender stereotyping. After all, Stu and Drew are brothers, and *they* get along just fine.

  [cut to the basement] 

  Stu Pickles : Pushy!

  Drew Pickles : Lazy!

  Stu Pickles : Bossy!

  Drew Pickles : Inconsiderate!

  Stu Pickles : Nosey!

  Drew Pickles : Good-for-nothin'!

  Stu Pickles : Busybody!

  Stu Pickles , Drew Pickles : Why can't you listen to me?

• Stu Pickles : I'll be famous!

  Drew Pickles : Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you said when you built that stupid thing.

  [points to Dactar] 

  Stu Pickles : Maybe Dactar was a bit complex, but this... this, watch. I am Reptar, hear me roar!

  Reptar Wagon : I am Reptar, here me roar!

  [the nostrils blow out flames] 

  Grandpa Lou Pickles : Con flab it! Can't a man work in his own basement without getting barbecued?

• Chas Finster : [Reguarding Didi's pregnancy]  Gosh you can hardly tell she's gained any weight

  [Didi turns around and her large pregnant belly knocks over a lemonade pitcher and table] 

  Chas Finster : You know from behind.

• Stu Pickles : I'm sorry about all this, Drew.

  Drew Pickles : It's all right, little brother. For a nincompoop, you're not half bad.

• Drew : Now, sweetheart, Daddy's gotta put in a little overtime today so that Mommy won't be ashamed of his quarterly earnings.

• Angelica Pickles : Hi, Uncle Stu. Sorry to hear your pony was slow.

  Stu : We don't have a pony, Angelica.

  Angelica Pickles : [to Drew]  Then how come you told Mommy Aunt Didi got saddled with a loser?

  Stu : [gasps]  "Loser?"

  Drew : He... He... I...

  Stu : [hears Tommy and Dil crying]  Excuse me, bro, my tax deductions are crying!

  [slams door] 

  Drew : [reopens door]  YA CAN'T DEDUCT 'EM IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INCOME!

  [slams door, but it reopens a tad] 

• Grandpa Boris : In my day, a woman just dropped her baby in the potato field and kept going.