Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001)
Traylor Howard: Sharon Carter
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Quotes
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Sharon Carter : Can I talk to you guys for a second?
[storms past them]
Berg : She knows.
Pete : She does?
Berg : Play dumb.
Pete : We are dumb.
[they walk over to Sharon]
Sharon Carter : Are you guys nuts?
Berg : [flipping a page on his notepad] I'm Nuts. This is my partner, Pretzels.
Pete : What seems to be the problem, ma'am?
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Sharon Carter : Actually, we're engaged "in theory."
Pete : Oh, that's great, congratulations. I'd explain it to Collette if I spoke French, and understood what you were talking about.
Sharon Carter : Why is everyone having such a tough time with this? It's very simple - an engagement is a promise to be married. and I am promising to be engaged, which in theory is a promise to be married, hence we are engaged in theory.
Johnny Donnelly : Good luck finding a card for that.
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Ashley : Well, a strong enough wind could blow it right over.
Pete : [laughs] What, are you kiddin' me? You're a med student. What the hell do you know about architecture?
Ashley : Well, my father's an architect.
Pete : Yeah, well, my mother's a woman, but that doesn't mean I understand them.
Sharon : It's true, he really doesn't.
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Sharon Carter : Oh, run away, you bimbos, the killer's right behind you! Don't turn around. Don't... start making out with the other girl.
[reads video cover]
Sharon Carter : "I Know Who You Did Last Summer." Cute, guys.