The Road to El Dorado (2000)

Rosie Perez: Chel

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Quotes 

• Chel : Oh, then I suppose you'll be wanting these back?

  [produces dice in her hand] 

  Tulio : [pats pockets, shocked]  Hey... how'd you get those?

  Miguel : [raising eyebrows]  WHERE was she KEEPING them?

• Tulio : Miguel and Tulio!

  Miguel : Tulio and Miguel!

  [Together] 

  Miguel : Mighty and powerful Gods!

  Chel : Hello.

  [both squeal] 

• Chel : [Frantic]  Oh! Oh, no, no, no. The High Priest! What is he gonna think when he sees one of the Gods like this with me?

  Tulio : [Dazed]  Uhh... Lucky god?

• Miguel : Pff! What makes you think we need your help?

  Chel : [imitating Miguel]  Kkh Kkh! Are you serious?

  [Altivo the horse starts laughing] 

• Chel : Hello...

  Tulio : Get back mortal!

  Miguel : Beware the wrath of the Gods! Be Gone! Kkh kkh!

  Tulio : Back mortal, before we strike you with a lightning bolt!

  Chel : [calmly]  Save it for the High Priest, honey, you're gonna need it.

• Tulio : Do you mind?

  Chel : No.

• Tulio : I'm not sure I can trust you.

  Chel : I'm not really asking you to trust me, am I?

• Tzekel-Kan : [Chel and Tulio are giggling]  My Lord? Hello?

  Tulio : Whoa!

  Chel : Oh no no the high priest what is he going to think when he sees a god with me?

  Tulio : Uh, Lucky god?

  Chel : Go go go

  [she grabs him and starts smacking his face and then she pushes him up] 

• Chel : Go ahead, I'll cover for you.

  Miguel : Oh, good! Thanks.

  [Tries to step outside without Tulio noticing] 

  Miguel : So, what happened to Altivo?

  Chel : I don't know.

  [Miguel takes off. Tulio walks past Chel singing] 

  Tulio : ...Hey. What happened to Miguel?

  Chel : I don't know.

  Tulio : Oh my God! He's gone! Miguel's gone, he's loose! What am I gonna do!

  [throws himself on the couch] 

  Tulio : Ah, oh-ho no, no!

  [sobs] 

• [the natives are throwing the gold over the cliff] 

  Tulio : Uh, Chel... what are they doing?

  Chel : [exasperated]  They're sending it to Xibalba! The spirit world!

  Tulio : Spirit... world...

  Chel : I'll take care of it.

  [sidling up to the Chief] 

  Chel : Uh, Chief? The gods have changed their minds about Xibalba. They wish to bask in the glory that has been shown them.

  Chief : STOP!

  [the natives stop; a gold plate rolls toward the cliff and Tulio stops it with his foot] 

  Chief : They wish to bask! Take the tribute to the gods' temple!

• Tulio : What is the object of this game *pray tell*?

  Chel : You gotta knock the ball through the hoop.

  Miguel : What hoop?

  Chel : *That* hoop.