Varsity Blues (1999)

Tonie Perensky: Miss Davis

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• Miss Davis : Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection?

  Student : Boner? Is boner one?

  Miss Davis : Yes! Boner is good, boner is very good!

• Miss Davis : The male erection? Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...

  Miss Davis : That's good...

  Mox : Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.

  Miss Davis : Pedro?

  Mox : Mm-hum.

• Miss Davis : Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina!