Varsity Blues (1999)

Joe Pichler: Kyle Moxon

Quotes 

• Mo Moxon : Kyle, did you start a cult?

  Kyle : Yup.

  Mo Moxon : That is so sweet!

• Mox : I'm a good boy. I've always been good. What's my upside to being good?

  [looks at at box of condoms] 

  Mox : I mean I'm 18 years old, it's not like I'm married to her. She invited me over. I'm just being polite, right Kyle?

  [pause] 

  Mox : Kyle?

  Kyle : I only answer to one name. I am the Great and Honorable Al-Ali Akbar Shabaz Da.

  Mox : That's a bunch of names.

  Kyle : But there is only one god. All praise be to Allah.

  Mox : Yeah. Well, would Allah nail Darcy if he had the chance? I think so.