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As crummy as it gets
lor_2 February 2015
Checking the database, the reason for this utterly worthless video to exist must lie in Charles De Santos' mission of cultural exchange, traveling to Paris with porn vets Sharon Mitchell and Amber Lynn in tow to crank out a series of titles while the videostore boom of the '80s was in full swing. He should have stayed home.

I haven't seen the other 4 or 5 products that resulted but this one is abysmal. Mitch and Amber carry their suitcases to an apartment building and wall-to-wall lesbian sex ensues with a number of OK looking (but hardly stunning) French femmes.

The closest thing to content is the nude American gals getting stuck in their room ("there's no doorknob!" one exclaims), but managing to escape MacGyver style, only to join in on the orgy downstairs. Unfortuntately, this scene is repeated randomly late in the video as perhaps a reel's worth of footage is repeated to evidently pad the running time. Such a ploy would have worked better (in fooling the casual viewer) had it been done with the strictly generic sex footage, but repeating a plot take verbatim is a no-no.

I suggest this junk as a test of loyalty for any charter members of either Mitch's or Amber's fan club, since if you can stomach this low level of porn you qualify as completely undiscriminating and therefore a true fanatic in the best sense of the term.
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