This Morning with Richard Not Judy (1998–1999)
Paul Putner: Peter Gibbs, The Curious Orange, Thomas, Various Roles
Quotes
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Stewart Lee : Is your curiosity satisfied now, Curious Orange?
The Curious Orange : Yes, Mr. Stew.
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The Curious Orange : [Drunk on Park Bench] I used to be on TV! Could you satisfy my curiosity... CURSE YOU GOD FOR MAKING ME THIS WAY!
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The Curious Orange : If Christian Morality suggests that we supress natural tendencies towards violence, then is not Christian Morality itself inherently unnatural?
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The Curious Orange : [enraged squeal]
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The Curious Orange : You still wake up in the Dark, don't you, and hear the awful Screaming of the Beaver?
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The Curious Orange : William Tell was shot by an Apple.
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The Curious Orange : Take them to the juicers so we may drink their man juice!
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The Curious Orange : That was a good question, wasn't it, that I asked?
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The Curious Orange : [sticker: Produce of South Africa]
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The Curious Orange : [sat on a Podium adorned with the Rub el Hizb]
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Richard Herring : What are you doing washing socks anyway? You haven't got any feet!
The Curious Orange : Curse you God for making me this way! I will have my revenge! I want feet!
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The Curious Orange : I've still got the old Curious Orange Magic!
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The Curious Orange : I'm very curious about the name of this drink!
Richard Herring : The name of this drink, Curious Orange? Why it's Orange Juice!
The Curious Orange : You monsters! The Blood of my Brothers!
Richard Herring : We got you!
Stewart Lee : Drink it down!
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The Curious Orange : The Public Love me!
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The Curious Orange : I AM A SUPERIOR BEING! IT IS MY RIGHT TO FEAST UPON HUMAN FLESH!
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The Curious Orange : Mankind will all die Screaming!
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The Curious Orange : [Sticker: Produce of South Africa]