Jerry Butler: Hal

Quotes 

• Buxom Wench : [retrieving a package of condoms from the waist band of her panties]  With the plague and all... You can't be too safe.

  Hal : What's that?

  [she opens the package and withdraws a condom] 

  Hal : Oh, ye olde scumbag. Yeah I've used these many times, many times before.

• [last lines] 

  Mother Goose : And that's the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Wasn't the woodsman, Hal, big and strong and handsome? But that's what fairy tales are all about, so you can dream. And you know what they say,

  [singing] 

  Mother Goose : "Fairy tales can come true. They can happen to you. La, la, la, la..."

  Wolf , Hal : [singing]  Da, da, da...

  Wolf : [singing]  When you are among the very young at heart.

  Wolf : [imitating Wolfman Jack]  Another hit song brought to you by Wolfman.

  [Hal, Wolf, and Mother Goose continue singing]