Dana Dylan: Gretel

Quotes 

• Gretel : Oh, Mr. Wolf. Do we have to make love here in a bed of pine needles and chipmunk shit? Can't we just run off to some distant kingdom and live happily ever after?

  Wolf : That is my sentiments exactly, my fair maiden.

  Gretel : It is? It *is* true.

  Wolf : Nah, not really. I'll just tell you what you wanna hear until I have an orgasm. Then I'll tell ya to get lost.