Simply Irresistible (1999)

Patricia Clarkson: Lois McNally

Quotes 

• Tom Bartlett : She cursed me. She said in this creepy little voice, a man's character is his destiny...

  Lois McNally : Oh... She's a wise witch. She casts her spells in proverbs.

• Jonathan Bendel : Lois, are you busy after I'm done chewing Tom's head off?

  Lois McNally : You're the boss, Mr. Bendel.

  Jonathan Bendel : No, no, no. Y-you-you be the boss this time.

• Lois McNally : If you need anything call me, although I don't know how to do anything except buy clothes.

• Chris : I just downloaded my schedule onto your computer.

  Lois McNally : I hope you were using a condom.

• Lois McNally : There's a very thin girl in your office.

  Tom Bartlett : That's Chris. Lois, what is she doing in my office without me?

  Lois McNally : I don't know, but I offered her a sandwich.

• Lois McNally : This is nutty... hazelnutty

• Lois McNally : It's hot in here. I'm gonna open a window.

  Tom Bartlett : Yeah. NO! She'll get in.