Urban Legend (1998)

Matt Birman: Killer

Quotes 

• Parker : [into a phone]  Hello? Hello?

  Killer : [distorted voice]  You're gonna die tonight.

  Parker : [into the phone]  Oh, really? Let's see... this call is coming from inside this house. Could it be... an urban legend? Am I right?

  [pause] 

  Parker : Hello? Hey, don't get shy on me all of a sudden fuck-face. This is the one about the babysitter, right? She's getting those scary and harassing phone calls and when she traces them back, they are coming from inside the house. But asswipe, aren't you forgetting something? I'm not babysitting any kids!

  Killer : [voice]  Wrong legend! This is the one about the old lady who dries her wet dog in the microwave oven.

  [Parker suddenly turns back and looks towards the microwave oven that he doesn't remember being on]