- Crow: Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to witness the biggest hot foot since Nero put the heat on Rome.
- Title: [Foreward] The notion that all birds must fly south for food in the winter is erroneous. A bird remaining in the North can satisfy the most ravenous appetite by dining on a few acorns and a dried leaf......
- Crow: [to the audience] Don't believe that dopey title. I'd give my right arm for a thick, juicy steak... ..and a cup of steaming hot coffee with sugar! *slurp*... if I had my ration card.