Double Jeopardy (1999)
Susan LeCourt-Barbe: Bidder
Quotes
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Nick Parsons : Now, then, ladies, uh, what you see before you is a moderately presentable man in his 30s, given, uh, unhealthy thoughts and a dissipated lifestyle... with, and this is what's gonna cost you the really big money...
[laughter and applause as he removes his coat]
Nick Parsons : ...absolutely no redeeming moral virtue.
Bidder : 500.
Nick Parsons : Dear woman, my cuff links cost more than that. Now, do I hear $1,000?
Bidder : 1,000.
Nick Parsons : Thank you.
Suzanne Monroe : 2,000.
Nick Parsons : All right, now did I just hear the voice of the charming Miss Monroe? 'Cause I was just starting to worry, beginning to think you didn't care.
Libby Parsons : 2,500.
Nick Parsons : 2,500. We have a new bidder. 2,500.
Suzanne Monroe : 3,000.
Libby Parsons : 5,000.
Suzanne Monroe : 5,500.
Nick Parsons : Well, we have 5,500. Will, uh... will the lady take us to six?
Libby Parsons : $10,000.
Nick Parsons : Well, see, I mean, at last, someone who knows my true value. Now, Miss Monroe, I believe the bid is to you at $10,500.
Suzanne Monroe : Well, you can have him, honey. Believe me, he ain't worth that much. I know from personal experience.