"Environmental Attorney" has to be the least sexy title imaginable for a porn movie -no punning, just a boring name. But Mitch Spinelli has a topheavy babes cast and some genuinely amusing dialogue here, latter perhaps contributed by his famous dad, Anthony Spinelli (I have yet to confirm definitively that the frequently used credit W. Bosley Delongprez is Anthony).
Most character names are clever, though star Wendy Whoppers is hired as an environmental attorney by boss Austin Moore, and assigned the case of Jonathan Morgan, accused of killing a rare tree. Morgan uses a dumb French accent, which he varies at times, but is not funny, and yet gets top billing over the femmes.
Moore's secretary is delightfully played by Tina Tyler, and not to be outdone by Wendy, Lynden Johnson, whose basketball size tits are nearly as huge as Wendy's volleyball size pair. Lynden also gets to play the homewrecker, sleeping with Wendy's boyfriend Jon Dough.
Steve Hatcher is okay as a police detective, but the constant reference to environmental protection only produces mild laughs. One surprising element here is the invigorating laid-back music that plays during the sex scenes.
Most character names are clever, though star Wendy Whoppers is hired as an environmental attorney by boss Austin Moore, and assigned the case of Jonathan Morgan, accused of killing a rare tree. Morgan uses a dumb French accent, which he varies at times, but is not funny, and yet gets top billing over the femmes.
Moore's secretary is delightfully played by Tina Tyler, and not to be outdone by Wendy, Lynden Johnson, whose basketball size tits are nearly as huge as Wendy's volleyball size pair. Lynden also gets to play the homewrecker, sleeping with Wendy's boyfriend Jon Dough.
Steve Hatcher is okay as a police detective, but the constant reference to environmental protection only produces mild laughs. One surprising element here is the invigorating laid-back music that plays during the sex scenes.