- Tina: Which one are we on?
- Erica: "The Slaughterhouse Factor Part Three: Death Strikes Thrice."
- Tom: We're only on number three?
- Tina: Does anybody want something to drink?
- Tom: How about a nice big cup of espresso? These crappy films are putting me to sleep.
- Erica: How about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up?
- Lucille: Are you having bad dreams? Don't be afraid. Bad dreams aren't real. Just keep telling yourself that, and the demons will go away.
- Kyra: Kolobos. It means "mutilated." Some would say it's what Zeus did when he severed the first creatures who roamed the earth in two, condemning them to wander in search of their better half. But others believe he created divine beauty, for in severing the beast, he created man and woman.
- Tom: Ya' know I love office parties, especially around Christmas time. It only takes one line to get the secertary in the sack. "Hey baby, no I'm not Rudolph and no that's not my nose."