Flawless (1999)
Robert De Niro: Walt Koontz
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Quotes
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Walt Koontz : I'm not as stupid as you think I am.
Rusty Zimmerman : Honey, you could never be as stupid as I think you are.
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Walt Koontz : I can't do it!
Rusty Zimmerman : Yeah? Well "can't" lives on "won't" street.
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EMS Technician : [entering ambulance] Oh I'm sorry, relatives only.
Rusty Zimmerman : I'm his sister.
Walt Koontz : ...He's my sister.
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Rusty Zimmerman : You're a big hero, you know.
Walt Koontz : I'm not a big hero, I'm... I'm scared.
Rusty Zimmerman : Well, what could you be scared of, huh? What's the worst fear, that you'll fall in the street? That someone'll make fun of you? I mean, what?
Walt Koontz : That no one will want to sleep with me anymore.
Rusty Zimmerman : Guess what, somebody won't.
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Rusty Zimmerman : I'm an artist, you know?
Walt Koontz : Bullshit. You're a fucking drag queen.
Rusty Zimmerman : Let me savour those lovely words for a moment. What are you, channeling Jesse Helms?
Walt Koontz : Don't be so sensitive. You can take a dick - you can take an insult.
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Rusty Zimmerman : [opens door] Oh let me guesss, a Jehovah's Witness?
Walt Koontz : I was wondering, uh if I could pay you for singing lessons?
Rusty Zimmerman : Oh hahaha, oh, honey,
[sudden serious voice]
Rusty Zimmerman : I'd rather suck Hitler's dead dick.
[slams door]
Walt Koontz : [shouts through door] I bet you already did!
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Walt Koontz : She took everything. Everything. The dog, everything.
Rusty Zimmerman : Honey, you should have gotten another dog.
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Rusty Zimmerman : [singing can be heard from Rusty's open window] Yeah, gitchi gitchi ya ya da da, gitchi gitchi ya ya here, mocha chocolata ya ya...
Walt Koontz : [shouts out the window] Hey! Hei! Shut the fuckin' window or shut the fuck up!
Rusty Zimmerman : [Really fast] You shut you'r fuckin' window!
Walt Koontz : Fuckin' faggots!
Rusty Zimmerman : The gay community thanks you for your support, fucker!
Walt Koontz : Fuck you and the gay community!
Rusty Zimmerman : Fuck you and your "Lets get married, have kids and beat up the fuckin' dog" community, Fucker!
Rusty Zimmerman : [singing really loud out of the window] Go sister, go sister, go sister, hei sister go sister, go sister...
Walt Koontz : Fuckin' demented fuckin' fruitcakes!
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Walt Koontz : You pay for sex?
Rusty Zimmerman : Honey, there's no romance without finance.
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Walt Koontz : How can a man cut off his balls, how do you do that?
Rusty Zimmerman : Because, I'm a woman trapped in a man's body.
Walt Koontz : Eh, you're ain't no woman.
Rusty Zimmerman : I'm just not *your* idea of a woman, Walt.
Walt Koontz : You're nobody's idea of a woman.
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Leonard Wilcox : Do you know the phrase, "two closed ears and one closed mouth"? Well, that's my motto and I follow it. To hear noting. To See nothing. To speak nothing.
Walt Koontz : Eh, I don't care what goes on in this rat-trap. Who do you think you're kidding, you got the biggest ears, the biggest nose, and the biggest mouth of anybody I ever met. Which makes you the biggest asshole...
