Legalese (1998 TV Movie)

Mary-Louise Parker: Rica Martin

Quotes 

• Rica Martin : I haven't met a guy worth a second date in the last ten months. Three of the guys I 86'ed over dinner, told me they thought I was a lesbian waiting to happen. They might be right, so far, I've been too busy to give it a shot.

• Norman Keane : Give me a rundown please.

  Rica Martin : Three seasons on "My Two Moms," one Van Damme movie, now, apples.

• Roy Guyton : I had a very smart professor back at State. He did a whole lecture once on the dangers of relationships in the workplace.

  Rica Martin : What do you think I'm proposing here, picnic baskets in a meadow? I'm talking about you and me bent over the Xerox machine when no one's looking.

  Roy Guyton : Oh. He didn't cover that.

• Rica Martin : Hey, it's a kiss, not a commitment.

• Rica Martin : I hope you don't mind my banging that boy silly.