- Rica Martin: I haven't met a guy worth a second date in the last ten months. Three of the guys I 86'ed over dinner, told me they thought I was a lesbian waiting to happen. They might be right, so far, I've been too busy to give it a shot.
- Norman Keane: Give me a rundown please.
- Rica Martin: Three seasons on "My Two Moms," one Van Damme movie, now, apples.
- Roy Guyton: I had a very smart professor back at State. He did a whole lecture once on the dangers of relationships in the workplace.
- Rica Martin: What do you think I'm proposing here, picnic baskets in a meadow? I'm talking about you and me bent over the Xerox machine when no one's looking.
- Roy Guyton: Oh. He didn't cover that.