CHRIS BRAINERD as Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film
Outdoor Lighting: The Sun
Special Effects: John Henson's Creature Shop (no relation)
Special Effects: "Rae" Harryhausen (no relation)
Catering: Dunkin Donuts
Catering: Taco Bell
Debt: Steve Hill
No Thanks to: Precision Video
Apologies to: anyone whose scene has been cut
Very few animals were harmed during the making of this film. We believe there is a curse involved, though, because some of them passed away shortly after completion of principal photography. We have bets going as to the first human involved to shuffle off this mortal coil.
The characters and events depicted in this photoplay are fictitious (at least as far as we know).
Don't sue us, we haven't any money.