Charlie's Angels (2000)

Matt LeBlanc: Jason

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• Alex : All right, let's get one thing straight between us.

  Jason Gibbons : Go ahead. We're way past keeping secrets at this point.

  Alex : This is gonna be long, hard and rough.

  Jason Gibbons : Sometimes when it's rough I just get there faster.

  Alex : If you don't diffuse this bomb, Logan, LA is gonna become a new underwater attraction.

  Jason Gibbons : Which wire? The red one or the blue one?

  Alex : Bump bump baah.

  Jason Gibbons : That is not helping.

  Alex : Ooh, my muffins.

  Jason Gibbons : This is stupid. Why wouldn't I just yank the wire.

  Alex : No honey, the real mechanism is inside encased in a titanium shell, if you trip the external feedback circuit the bomb will detonate.

  Jason Gibbons : Wow! You know for a bikini waxer you know an awful lot about bombs.

  Alex : Isn't it amazing how much you can learn off of the internet?

• Alex : Oh, my God, you're hit!

  Jason Gibbons : No, it's nothing. I mean the squibs hurt a little when they go off but... what happened to my trailer?

  Alex : Jason

  Jason Gibbons : Were you in there while that happened? I mean, look at it!

  Alex : Jason, I haven't been completely honest with you. I'm not a bikini waxer.

  Jason Gibbons : Bummer. I mean... that was kind of a turn on.

• Jason Gibbons : So when do I get to meet this Charlie.

  Alex : Well, Charlie's not a very social person.

  Jason Gibbons : But Charlie's a chick right? I mean, she's definitely a woman?