You Know My Name (1999 TV Movie)

James Gammon: Real Arkansas Tom

Quotes 

• Real Arkansas Tom : I know, ya seen them Hollywood pitchers come around lately, ones that make a - a - a -bum like me -

  [unintelligible] 

  Real Arkansas Tom : ... more than a fool. But I'm here now ta tell ya that bein' an outlaw - *cheatin'* and *hurtin'* folks - is about as smart a thing t' do as huntin' skunks underwater!

  [laughter and applause]