Animaniacs: Wakko's Wish (1999 Video)
Tress MacNeille: Dot Warner, Hello Nurse, Marita Hippo, Mindy's Mother
Quotes
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Yakko Warner : [Dot has been 'mortally wounded' by Salazar's canon. Yakko is holding her in his arms with Wakko crouching near them] Dot... can you hear me?
Dot Warner : [weakly opens eyes, takes Yakko's hand and nuzzles against it. She looks up at him, smiling weakly] Tell me the story...
Yakko Warner : What?
Dot Warner : [weakly] The story... about mom and dad... tell me
[cough]
Dot Warner : one last time...
Yakko Warner : You should rest...
Dot Warner : [cough] Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess... and they had two sons. But they wanted a daughter, to... so they planted a garden...
Yakko Warner : [softly] And out of the prettiest flower came...
Dot Warner : [smiles weakly] Me.
Yakko Warner : [Everyone is watching the scene with tears in their eyes] So then mom and dad took you home
[is cradling Dot closer in his arms]
Yakko Warner : and everynight at bedtime, they'd come in and ask "Who the cutest girl?" and you'd say...
Dot Warner : [weakly] I am.
Yakko Warner : And they'd ask "How did you get so cute?" and you'd say...
Dot Warner : [coughing weakly] I was born that way...
Yakko Warner : And they'd say..."tell us your name?"... and you'd say...
Dot Warner : [weakly] "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca
[cough]
Dot Warner : Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third" but you can call me
[cough]
Dot Warner : Dot...
Yakko Warner : [voice breaking slightly] and they'd ask..."Can we call you Dottie?"
[tears stream down his face]
Yakko Warner : and you'd say...
Dot Warner : [Very weakly] No... just Dot... call me... Dottie...
[points to Yakko]
Dot Warner : and you...
[hand falls to her side]
Dot Warner : die...
[Dot 'dies.' Yakko starts to cry and nuzzles against Dot's head]
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King Salazar : You horrible children! Who taught you how to behave?
Wakko Warner : [sadly] No one, sir.
Dot Warner : You see - cough! Cough! We're orphans.
King Salazar : Yes, well, everyone has problems.
Yakko Warner : [Bambi eyes] You know, we'd SO like to be adopted.
Wakko Warner : Will you be our new daddy?
King Salazar : Certainly not!
Dot Warner : [jumps on him] Buy me a toy, daddy! Buy me a toy, buy me a toy, buy me a toy!
Wakko Warner : Oh, please Dad! Do!
King Salazar : I'm not your father!
Yakko Warner : That's not what Mommy said.
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King Salazar : When will this insanity stop?
Dot Warner , Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner : I know! Pick me! Pick me! I know!
King Salazar : Yes, you.
Dot Warner : Daaaaah... what was the question?
Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner : Good Answer! All right!
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Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner : [singing Jingle Bells] Sailing through the slush/In a wind-blown wagon sled/Down the road we mush/Dot is still in bed!
Dot Warner : [singing] I'm getting really bored/I've read this magazine/If we don't get there soon/I think I'm gonna scream!
Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner , Dot Warner : [sings the chorus] Oh, wishing star, from afar/Dot is getting worse/Be a sport and grant our wish or we'll sing another verse!
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King Salazar : [talking about wishes] How about eternal youth? That I could be sixteen forever?
Dot Warner : Yeah and you'd live that same year over and over and you'd have zits and no one would ever date you!
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[Buttons returns Mindy home]
Mindy's mom : Mindy, darling! You're back! You're safe! Oh, thank goodness!
Mindy : Hi, Mom!
Mindy's mom : [Gasps] Mindy! You called me "Mom"! You called me "Mom"! It's a miracle!
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Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : [singing] We're leaving Acme Falls to find the wishing star/ we're heading off to seek our dream come true/ It's waiting right out there/ the answer to our prayer.
Wakko Warner : A wish for free...
Yakko Warner , Dot Warner : That you might be a multimillionaire, that's why/ we're off to seek our destiny together...
Yakko Warner : It's one for all...
Wakko Warner : And all for one...
Dot Warner : Times three!
Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : Who cares about the stuff we lack/ we're on our way and we won't be back...
Wakko Warner : Until we find that star.
Dot Warner : Gee, it looks kind of far.
Yakko Warner : Too bad we don't have a car.
Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : Oh, what the hey! We're on our way/ to find the wishing star! We're leaving Acme Falls to find the wishing star/ and when we do, our troubles are gonna be through/ It's just around the bend/ it's where the mountains end/ We're packing our load/ we're hitting the road/ let's sing it together again - Hey hey! We want to be the first to touch the wishing star/ We're northward bound/ we're leaving town today!
Yakko Warner : We're taking a stand...
Wakko Warner : We're making a vow...
Dot Warner : This is the place...
Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : The moment is now! We're Yakko, Wakko and Dot/ We're giving it all we've got!
Dot Warner : We're coming, so ready or not...
Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : Today's the day/ we're on our way to find the wishing star!
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Yakko Warner : Oh, riiiight! The secrets about the wishing star- right! Yeah. You see, the key to the whole thing is... Uh, you got a little something in your nose.
King Salazar : Huh? Where?
Yakko Warner : Right there.
King Salazar : [sniffs] Did I get it?
Yakko Warner : Yeah - noooo, no, still there.
King Salazar : [sniffs again] How about now?
Yakko Warner : Now it's over there. Ooh.
King Salazar : [wipes] How about now?
Yakko Warner : No. Ugh.
Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : Ewww! Get it! Get it! Get it!
Yakko Warner : Please! Could you go to the bathroom and take care of it? Oof. I mean, whoops!
[gags]
King Salazar : Oh, all right!
[Goes into the bathroom. Wakko jumps down and locks the door]
Yakko Warner , Dot Warner , Wakko Warner : [dancing] We're in charge! We're in charge!
