- Tigger: Help! We're sinking! Abandon ship! Tiggers and tiggers first!
- Piglet: What about piglets?
- Tigger: Umm... it's their duty as captain to go down with the ship.
- Piglet: Oh, dear. In that case, my last act as captain is: Tigger, you're captain.
- Tigger: And as captain of his ship, I proclaim you captain.
- Piglet: No, you are.
- Tigger: No, you.
- [after a flood]
- Tigger: Gone! Everything I had! Nothing left!
- [cries]
- Winnie the Pooh: But Tigger, you didn't have anything.
- Tigger: Say, you're right, kiddo! Save by circumchances.
- Piglet: And for the longest time I thought Rabbit didn't like her.
- Winnie the Pooh: Sometimes people care too much. I think it's called love.
- Piglet: Oh... Do you think we should tell Rabbit?
- Winnie the Pooh: No, I believe he already knows.
- [theme song]
- Christopher Robin: [singing] Gotta get up, gotta get goin' / I'm gonna see a friend of mine / He's round and he's fuzzy / I love him because he's just / Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear! / Lookin' for fun, chasin' some honey bees! / Pooh Bear, I know he's out there / Rumbley, tumbley, climbin' a honey tree / Fun never ends for us, we're so adventurous / Least every now and again / And when you're alone, and there's nobody home / It's nice to be able to count on a friend like / Pooh Bear, Winnie the Pooh Bear! Wherever you go, oh won't you take me please? / Pooh Bear, I gotta be there / It's me and it's you, my silly ol' Winnie the Pooh!
- Winnie the Pooh: I am Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me...
- Bruno: Ah ha ha ha ha! You're killing me. A Pooh named Winnie? Ha ha ha.
- Tigger: C'mon! Now's our chance! Let's take the train for a little ring-a-ding spin.
- Winnie the Pooh: But I thought Christopher Robin said not to touch it.
- Tigger: I'm not going to touch the train, I'm gonna touch the controls!
- Winnie the Pooh: But aren't the controls part of the train?
- Tigger: Nah, they don't even know each other.
- Tigger: Gasp!
- Piglet: What is it? What is it?
- Tigger: Why this story is so unscary it's scary. I got better things to do then listen to this. Better go trim my toenails. Or better yet i'll go trim Pooh's toenails.
- Rabbit: Oh Tigger! Where are your manners?
- Tigger: I don't know. But i bet their having more fun then i am.
- Rabbit: Tigger behave!
- Christopher Robin: Now what are you three up to?
- Rabbit: I'm sorry but i broke you balloon Christopher Robin.
- Tigger: No i did it. Tiggers are the ballooniest breakers.
- Piglet: Uh. I'm actually the one who popped it.
- Tigger: Christopher Robin. We're sorry but we all broke your balloon.
- Rabbit: We've got to do something to help Owl.
- Winnie the Pooh: Rabbit you're right. Unfortunately thinking isn't one of the things i do best.
- Winnie the Pooh: On March 16th Christopher Robin was found guilty on leaving his bed when he shouldn't have and was placed in the custody of his friends. Everything else you've seen was a dream. Only the names of the animals were changed to protect the innocence.
- Rabbit: I suggest we call a team meeting.
- Winnie the Pooh: But haven't we met each other already?
- Rabbit: [slightly embarrassed] Oh my...
- Stan Woozle: All right! No more Mr. Nice Woozle!
- Tigger: Go on Buddy Bear show them what you're made off.
- Winnie the Pooh: Fluff?
- Tigger: I think we're in big trouble,
- Rabbit: What's going on here? If Tigger wants to borrow something he should at least ask first. I'll teach him a lesson.
- Rabbit: Tigger!
- Tigger: Can't talk now Rabbit. I'm busy saving you guys from this Jagular.
- Rabbit: What Jagular? That's my table cloth.
- Tigger: It is? Mmm Pretty clever of a tablecloth disguising itself as a Jagular.
- Winnie the Pooh: You mean your tablecloth isn't a Jagular?
- Tigger: Of course not royal subject. But there's still that other Jagular out there! The one with the bad hand writing.
- Rabbit: The bad hand writing was mine Tigger! I wrote it to teach you a lesson about borrowing my things without asking.
- Stan Woozle: For the last time Sponge Head we're gonna get help!
- Heff Heffalump: Yeah. But who's big enough to take on that gigantical mouse?
- Stan Woozle: We're gonna get Wooster!
- Heff Heffalump: Not Wooster!
- Stan Woozle: Fine! You may have a giant mouse! You may even have a giant woozle! But we'll be back! Somehow we'll get that honey!
- Heff Heffalump: Uh how are we gonna do that Stan?
- Stan Woozle: Will you keep quiet Numnose?
- Tigger: You don't believe he'd think it was asleep do ya?
- Winnie the Pooh: No! I must tell him the truth!
- Rabbit: No no no! If you told him that we popped his balloon he'll never talk to us again!
- Winnie the Pooh: Christopher Robin. I have broken your balloon.
- Christopher Robin: It's not broken. It's only untied. The air comes out of it.
- Piglet: Oh no! Not again!
- Tigger: Hold on you two Balooney brains!
- Rabbit: Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
- Christopher Robin: Hey! Come back you balloonatics!
- Christopher Robin's Mother: Well you better not stand there enjoying your lunch too long. You'll miss your monster movie.
- Piglet: Monster movie? I thought we were gonna go see a cartoon.
- Movie Theater Usher: Lose your popcorn kid?
- Christopher Robin: I'm real sorry Mr. Usher.
- Movie Theater Usher: This is a movie theater. Not a playground. Understand?
- Christopher Robin: Yes sir.
- Rabbit: Help! Monster! Orange giant Tigger carrot!
- Winnie the Pooh: But Rabbit Tigger doesn't even like carrots.
- Stan Woozle: Wooster! We know where there's some honey to steal!
- Heff Heffalump: Maybe he's not home i hope.
- Wooster: Honey!
- Stan Woozle: Great. Follow me Wooster.
- Winnie the Pooh: Excuse me Owl but were you planning on moving?
- Owl: No Pooh.
- Winnie the Pooh: Then why are we?
- Tigger: Must be headed that way.
- Winnie the Pooh: But King Tigger the tracks go that way.
- Tigger: Oh that's just an old Jagular trick Pooh Boy. You gotta be a king to learn about these things you know.