Superstar (1999)
Elaine Hendrix: Evian
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Quotes
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Evian Graham : You are so dead.
Mary Katherine Gallagher : Go drink a bottle of yourself.
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Evian Graham : What are you looking at, boob-sweat?
Mary Katherine Gallagher : Nothing.
Evian Graham : It's called a bra, Mary. But don't worry. You'll never need one.
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Evian Graham : Ow! You hurt my titty.
Mary Katherine Gallagher : I'm sorry. You had a little spot there on your brassiere, and I was just trying to - wipe it off.
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Sky Corrigan : I bet you put that cherry lip gloss on just for me.
Evian Graham : Shut up.
Sky Corrigan : You shut up.
Evian Graham : No, you shut up.
Sky Corrigan : Make me shut up.
Evian Graham : Okay.
[kiss - kiss]
Sky Corrigan : I like sugar.
Evian Graham : Sugar is sweet.
[kiss - kiss - kiss]
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Evian Graham : Hi, Mary. I like to do all I can to help the challenged. So a word ofadvice. I wouldn't say "Superstar" anymore because some people might say that you super-suck.
Helen Lewengrub : Go suck your boyfriend's ding-a-ling.
Evian Graham : Go shave your mustache, Helen.
Autum : Or should we say Geraldo ?
Evian Graham : Gotta go jog for glaucoma. Bye.
[turns around, walks away]
Helen Lewengrub : Evian, you're a super-ass!
Mary Katherine Gallagher : Evian does have a super ass.
Helen Lewengrub : Oh, I know.
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Evian Graham : As president ofthe Catholic Cheerleaders Against VD Foundation, I can't let you sign up for the audition.
Mary Katherine Gallagher : But I wanna sign up for the auditions.
Evian Graham : Mary, fighting VD isn't a joke.
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Evian Graham : I just can't let a hymenally-challenged dog sign up for the audition.
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Evian Graham : You said you liked the movie "Carrie". How do you like it now, Mary?
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Sky Corrigan : Hey, Evian, I made up a new dance move. It's called 'The Move On With Your Life'. Ha!
Evian Graham : I did 'The Fax Machine' for you!