- Alan Tracy: Hey, Dad. That stuff the Hood said, about you leaving him to die. He was lying, right?
- Jeff Tracy: No. See, you can't save everyone, Alan. It doesn't matter how hard you try or how brave you are. It doesn't even matter if it's someone you love, someone you'd give your life in a second to save. You just can't save everyone.
- Alan Tracy: What was Mom like?
- Jeff Tracy: She was a lot like you.
- Lady Penelope: [arriving at Tracy Island after they send the emergency signal] This doesn't look good, Parker.
- Parker: No, Milady.
- Lady Penelope: [points with her pink umbrella to a potted plant on a nearby table] That Bougainvillea is absolutely parched!
- [points behind her to an old wooden hammock]
- Lady Penelope: And someone should do something about that *hideous* hammock!
- [Lady Penelope and Parker then proceed into the Tracy house]
- Lady Penelope: [after Transom hits her fingernails with a broom] Ow!
- [slightly annoyed]
- Lady Penelope: Do you know how much a manicure costs these days?
- Fermat: [to Alan] We make quite a team. It's hard for me to t-t-talk. It's hard for you to l-l-listen.
- [first lines]
- News Anchor: From a secret island in the South Pacific, the courageous Tracy family run an organization called International Rescue. When disaster strikes anywhere in the world, they are always first on the scene. They go by the name they gave they're incredible machines. The Thunderbirds. 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - Thunderbirds are GO!
- Teacher: Mr Tracy. How kind of you to come back from outer space, Alan. I trust re-entry wasn't too rough.
- Scott Tracy: Man, I haven't seen that much fire since that volcano in Fuji.
- Gordon Tracy: That wasn't Fuji; that was Istanbul!
- Virgil Tracy: No, no, Istanbul was the earthquake!
- Alan Tracy: Keep backing up... I've got a plan.
- Alan Tracy: [Alan pulls out a rock catapult, aims it at The Hood and misses]
- Tintin: That's your plan?
- The Hood: It's not me you're angry at, Alan.
- Alan Tracy: It's not you I'm aiming at.
- Alan Tracy: [He shoots again hitting the console behind the Hood. The floor beneath Alan, TinTin and Fermat collapses]
- Alan Tracy, Tintin, Fermat: Ahhhhhh
- The Hood: Get Them!
- The Hood: You're a formidable opponent Lady Penelope, more than a match for most men.
- Lady Penelope: That's not saying much then, is it?
- Tintin: [after Fermat and Alan discovers Tintin watching them halfnaked] You are worse than two girls!
- Fermat: Just because I s.s.stutter, doesn't mean that I'm wrong. If we're a team, we should make decisions as a team!
- Alan Tracy: AAAAHHHHHH!
- Tintin: gee Alan... I never figured you for a crybaby
- Alan Tracy: I'm gonna kill you
- Fermat: What did he say?
- Tintin: I think it some sort of apology...
- Tintin: [twirls around in her new dress] So, what do you think?
- Alan Tracy: [watching Fermat after seeing him swim] He's getting there.
- [looks at Tintin]
- Alan Tracy: Whoa, Tintin! You're just really... um... blossoming!
- Tintin: [disgusted and shocked at the same time] Eww! Did you say "blossoming"?
- Kyrano: [after Fermat and Alan discovers Tintin watching them halfnaked] You are worse than two girls!
- The Hood: [to Parker, while manipulating him with his powers] I suggest you let us pass.
- Lady Penelope: Don't try your parlor games on me, you sad little man. You've committed a serious crime, trespassing on this island. And in about
- [Parker shows the time on his watch to Lady Penelope]
- Lady Penelope: four seconds,
- [Parker puts his watch away]
- Lady Penelope: I'm gonna get quite cross with you!
- [Lady Penelope is about to kick the Hood; but is stopped by his powers]
- The Hood: [seeing Lady Penelope push Transom toward the edge of the pool] You're a formidable opponent, Lady Penelope! More than a match for most men!
- Lady Penelope: That's not saying much, then is it?
- [Lady Penelope does a high kick and Transom goes flying and splashes into the pool]
- The Hood: [the Hood and his minions, Transom and Mullion notice Lady Penelope and Parker standing at the stairway] Whom do we have here?
- [summoning Mullion]
- The Hood: Mullion!
- Mullion: [Mullion then jumps from the staircase and starts fighting position] I must warn you, that I know Judo, Krav Maga, and Taekwando!
- [Mullion jumps from the coffee table onto the floor]
- Lady Penelope: [motioning to Parker] And I know Parker.
- Parker: [Parker hands Lady Penelope her umbrella and hat to hold] Milady?
- [Parker then sucker-punches Mullion in the nose and Mullion groans]
- Mullion: You've broken my nose!
- Parker: [to Mullion, after hitting his nose] Yes, that was very much the intention of the manoeuvre.
- [Transom comes up behind Lady Penelope and Lady Penelope hits her from behind]
- Lady Penelope: [whilst fighting Transom] One tries so hard in life... to sort things out... on an intellectual level...
- [continues with fighting and hitting Transom]
- Lady Penelope: But sometimes...
- [while dodging punches by Transom]
- Lady Penelope: it's just... not... . possible!
- [punches Transom in the stomach]
- The Hood: [Lady Penelope does a somersault flip onto the Tracy's couch and The Hood applauds] Ahhhh! Lady Penelope! Of course he has his palace. Why not his princess?
- Lady Penelope: [looking at The Hood] Flattery will get you nowhere!
- The Hood: [the Hood and his minions, Transom and Mullion notice Lady Penelope and Parker standing at the stairway] Whom do we have here?
- [summoning Mullion]
- The Hood: Mullion!
- Mullion: [Mullion then jumps from the staircase and starts fighting position] I must warn you, that I know Judo, Krav Maga, and Taekwando!
- [Mullion jumps from the coffee table onto the floor]
- Lady Penelope: [motioning to Parker] And I know Parker.
- Parker: [Parker hands Lady Penelope her umbrella and hat to hold] Milady?
- [Parker then sucker-punches Mullion in the nose and Mullion groans]
- Mullion: You've broken my nose!
- Parker: [to Mullion, after hitting his nose] Yes, that was very much the intention of the manoeuvre.
- [Transom comes up behind Lady Penelope and Lady Penelope hits her from behind]
- Lady Penelope: [whilst fighting Transom] One tries so hard in life... to sort things out... on an intellectual-slash-conversational level...
- [continues with fighting and hitting Transom]
- Lady Penelope: But sometimes...
- [while dodging punches by Transom]
- Lady Penelope: it's just... not... . possible!
- [punches Transom in the stomach]
- Lady Penelope: [Lady Penelope is being carried off by The Hood's minion, Mullion]
- Lady Penelope: Put me down! This outfit is couture!