Better Than Chocolate (1999)

Jay Brazeau: Mr. Marcus

Quotes 

• Frances : Seriously, Mr. Marcus, the Supreme Court has declared that anal sex is to gay male sex what Mozart is to classical music.

  Mr. Marcus : Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. I myself am a huge Mozart fan, but...

  Frances : Look, the fucking Supreme Court has declared this natural. It is not obscene.

  Mr. Marcus : In case you haven't noticed this is not the Supreme Court. We're here in Customs and I have a job to do.

  Frances : We're just following orders, are we? Asshole.

  Mr. Marcus : From your perspective, that must be a compliment of Mozartian proportions.

• Mr. L.B. Marcus : The books have been classified as obscene and will not be allowed through the border. Now, if I can just get you to sign here.

  Frances : Little Red Riding Hood is obscene?

  Mr. Marcus : Well, we, we thought it was something else.