Halloweentown (1998 TV Movie)
Joey Zimmerman: Dylan Piper
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Quotes
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Marnie Piper : It's not polite to stare.
Dylan Piper : Polite? Let's talk about how legal it is to drive with no eyeballs!
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Dylan Piper : Why are you so obsessed with Halloween? I mean, it's just like Mom says: It gives little kids dumb ideas about there being magic. Like that helps them prepare for life. Personally, give me a good nature documentary any day.
Marnie Piper : [gets nasty] Halloween is cool, nature boy. I mean, it's exciting, strange and ancient. Plus, Mom and Dad met on Halloween.
Dylan Piper : Shh! What are you trying to do? You know how talking about Dad always bums Mom out, I mean, why can't you pick some other holiday to get hung up on, like Arbor Day? Trees are important too, you know.
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Marnie Piper : [to Gwen] I am so sick of this. I want to know why we can't be like other kids and go out on Halloween. My poor little sister should be out trick-or-treating. But look at her, You've kept her from a normal childhood, and it's turned her into a wall ornament!
Dylan Piper : I think it's obvious why Halloween is bad. That whole razor-blade-in-the-apple thing was an urban myth, of course, But then, all that candy causes cavities and gum disease, and those masks everybody wears have these weird kind of toxic fumes inside that make your arms go limp, and... and...
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Aggie Cromwell : [to Marnie, who knows a lot about Halloween] I bet you get A's in school.
Dylan Piper : Actually she gets B's and C's, *I* get the A's.
[Marie hits him]
Dylan Piper : Ow!
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Marnie Piper : I'm getting that deja vu feeling again!
Dylan Piper : You knew I was going to put on my shoe?
Marnie Piper : No!
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Dylan Piper : He's probably animatronic. Disneyland's full of stuff like that.
Marnie Piper : Yeah, well when Mr. Lincoln drives me to the store, we'll talk.
