- [getting caught sexually abusing Private April in the shower]
- Private Nora: [pretending she's the victim] You fucking dyke! You can't even take a shower without... without being molested. Get the fuck away from me, you're making me sick!
- Female announcer: The drug abuse clinic is now looking for addicts.
- Female announcer: Private Saunder, your mother is here to see you and she is not in a good mood.
- Female announcer: War games have been postponed for today.
- [Gun shot sound]
- Female announcer: Scratch that.