Kay Parker: Miss Lillian Foxworth

Quotes 

• Miss Lillian Foxworth : [from Hamlet, Act One, Scene 5]  A couch, for luxury and damned incest. But howsoever thou pursuest this act, taint not thy mind, nor let thy soul contrive against thy mother aught. Leave her to heaven, and to those thorns that in her bosom lodge, to prick and sting her. Fare thee well at once; the glowworm shows the matin to be near, and 'gins to pale his uneffectual fire. Adieu, adieu, adieu. Remember me.

• Miss Lillian Foxworth : This might be tough, Diane - I think he's shrinking.

  Aunt Diane : You mean you think he's getting smaller?

  Miss Lillian Foxworth : No, dear - his personality. But don't worry about a thing - I'm sure I can snap him out of it.

• Miss Lillian Foxworth : Since you have no emotional problems, and no physical problems, we might as well get down to some regular school work.

  [hands Jimmy a book] 

  Jimmy : Shakespeare?

  Miss Lillian Foxworth : Shakespeare. The most brilliant writer of English literature. His works can only improve your mind.