If You Only Knew (1999)

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.: Troy

Quotes 

• Troy : Baby, I smell some gossip. I smell big, fat, stinking, juicy gossip.

  Matt : Troy, my friend, you have no idea.

• Matt : [at the water cooler]  What's wrong, pal?

  Parker Concorde : [sigh]  Sam left me.

  Matt : Oh, come on, Park. There's PLENTY of guys out there for ya.

  Parker Concorde : Sam's a girl.

  Troy : [entering]  Woo, a girl?

  Parker Concorde : I like women!

  Troy : Good, good. That's what I'm talkin' about! Join the club! See, that's what it's all about.

  Matt : I like 'em, too.

  Troy : Yeah. Does... does Jack know about this?

  Parker Concorde : I went out with Jack to avoid Tom.

  Matt : Yeah, but you and Tom were so... so cute together.

  Parker Concorde : My girlfriend set me up, so I HAD to go out with Tom.

  Kim : [joining in]  Why would your girlfriend set you up with a guy?

  Parker Concorde : She thought I was gay.

  Matt : Kinky.