Poirot (TV Series)
Hickory Dickory Dock (1995)
Pauline Moran: Miss Lemon
Quotes
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Chief Inspector Japp : What's that thing in the bathroom, Poirot?
Hercule Poirot : Comment?
Chief Inspector Japp : Like a umm... foot bath.
Hercule Poirot : Ah, the bidet.
Chief Inspector Japp : Oh, bidet. It's got a sort of fountain thing in the middle; what's that for?
Hercule Poirot : Uhh... it is of no significance.
Chief Inspector Japp : Nearly got a squirt in the eye when I turned it on.
Miss Lemon : Kumpf!
[snorting with stifled laughter]