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Amber Lynn (Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning, The Grafenberg Spot, Holly Does Hollywood) is Jane Bond, a drop dead sexy secret agent who goes after Golden Rod. Control (Robert Bullock) has to save her when she's hypnotized by the bad guy. The acting is of the same caliber as you would expect from these type of movies, but one hardly watches these things for acting prowess is it? Nope. It's all about if the sex scenes are hot, and thankfully Amber Lynn is as hot as ever in this one, which makes for a pleasant experience indeed. Oh and Robert Bullock REALLY made me happy with what I'm packing, that's a welcome change from being saddened by not measuring up, so to speak, with other porn stars like John Holmes and Ron Jeremy.

My Grade: B

This was one of the very first X-rated films I ever saw! I've seen it too much, I think, no, I know i've seen it too much, because I actually know the plot! Lol. Jane Bond is a secret agent for Control. Agent 0069. Both her, and her boss, are on the hunt for stolen laser beams that their arch rival (Mr.) Golden Rod has stolen. They find their way into a warehouse, and it turns out it's a setup for the leader of Control. Jane's been hypnotised, and she leaves her boss with May Wong, or some name like that? I'll give you one guess as to what she forces him to do to her?

Eventually, he blows her mind with his own pistol, and he takes control of the situation. He then catches up to Jane and de-hypnotises her to take on Golden Rod and his henchmen.

If you can find this film, it's not bad. The acting is actually fair, seeing as how it's a porn movie! There's no poolboy, and there's no guests who just walk onto the screen. It apparently got a few sequels such as "Octopussy" and something else, but they were pretty "meh" compared to this original and best version.

Maybe there will be more sequels coming soon, like, "On top of her majestys secret service", "Dildos are forever" or "Two girls is never enough", the list could go on forever. I'm surprised not many of the perverts who write these things have gone for the Bond style parody. But this one is definitely worth checking out for a decent 80s FF if you want one with a plot.