Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Rex Allen Jr.: Narrator
Quotes
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Charlie Baileygates : Irene?
Irene P. Waters : Hmm?
Charlie Baileygates : Why am I peeing like I was up all night having sex?
Narrator : Well, it seems old Hank had pulled a fast one.
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Narrator : It's funny how a man reacts when his heart has been broken. Some men break down and cry like a baby. And some others take an uzi and climb a clock tower.
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Narrator : Meet Charlie.
Narrator : Helpful dad.
Narrator : Upstanding citizen.
Narrator : And an 18 year veteran of the greatest law enforcement agency in the land, The Rhode Island State Police.
Narrator : That's Charlie's home.
Narrator : Modest like the man.
Narrator : Even though he lived on the water, Charlie wasn't much of a swimmer.
Narrator : Which will come into play a little later in our story.
Narrator : But i'm getting way ahead of myself.
Narrator : You know maybe it's best if we just go back and beging at the beggining.