Snow Day (2000)

Schuyler Fisk: Lane Leonard

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• Hal Branston : Wasn't it you who said that true love is all about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time?

  Lane Leonard : Yeah.

  Hal Branston : You got 10 minutes?

  [Hal and Lane kiss] 

• Lane Leonard : Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets and destiny. It's about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time.

  Hal Branston : You're a real romantic, you know that.

• Hal Branston : Come on, Lane! This snow day happened for a reason. It's given me a second chance with Claire.

  Lane Leonard : Hal, what do you think she's gonna do? Hold you to your chest and lick your ear and call you funky?

• Lane Leonard : [knocking on the door]  Mr. Zellweger, please!

  Mr. Zellweger : Whats the problem?

  Lane Leonard : Mr. Zellwegar, i tried to stop her i really tried!

  Mr. Zellweger : Stop who from doing what?

  Lane Leonard : "Al Martino bites the big one", that's what she wrote. On the bathroom wall. Some weird girl with a dog collar, and a snake tattoo on her face!

  Mr. Zellweger : WHAT KIND OF SICKO?

• Lane Leonard : Bill?

  Bill Korn : Lane! Hey, check it out! French fry log cabin.

  Lane Leonard : [laughing]  You're not wasting your day.

  Bill Korn : You know it.

• Lane Leonard : Hal, Claire Bonner wouldn't spit on you if your hair was on fire. To people like her, people like you - are invisible.

• Lane Leonard : Hal, you're starting to scare me. lf you wanna go out with someone, why don't you go with Patty Crone? For some reason she thinks you're cute.

  Hal Branston : l can't go out with a leg jiggler.

• Lane Leonard : You've got the reflexes of a dead cow.

• Lane Leonard : Hey, I wonder if in Hawaii instead of snow days they have lava days?

  Hal Branston : Yeah, I heard in Los Angeles they get off on bad hair days.

• Hal Branston : So, how was l?

  Lane Leonard : Remember in sixth grade when you wore those rainbow suspenders all year because you thought they were so cool? lt was kinda like that.

  Hal Branston : l know what l'm doing, okay?

• Lane Leonard : So there's Hal on his hands and knees giving mouth to mouth to my bird!

• Lane Leonard : You know when you're making a snow angel and - you wanna make it perfect but you can't - because there's always that handprint you make when you climb out? But, with Hal, there's no handprint.

• Lane Leonard : Where's Claire? Oh, did Miss Fantasy Girl shoot you down? Gee, what a surprise.