Comedy's Dirtiest Dozen (1988)
Ben Creed: Self - Host
Quotes
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Self - Host : Hey, I know you. You're an actor, right? I saw your film last night. I didn't get to finish it tho, I ran out of quarters. I'm just kidding, I had plenty of quarters, I saw the whole thing, you where great.
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Self - Host : Give it up for Stephenie Hodge. You like her? Too bad she's got a dick! Our next comedians motto is "give me pussy, or give me pussy"
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Self - Host : Our next comedian likes to hang out at porno shops 'cause he likes the food.
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Self - Host : Mr. John Fox, ladies and gentlemen. He considers rape a cheap alternative to dating!
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Self - Host : There once was a lady from Nantucket. Who loved to suck dick... .
