- Announcer: And now it's time for 'Craig Almost Seals The Deal With His Lady Friend, But Blows It On The Very Last Line.'
- Craig Kilborn: Honey, why don't we take a trip to New England this weekend. We can watch the spring flowers bloom, shop in the cute little antique stores. And then afterwards you can polish off my junk.
- Announcer: And that was, 'Craig Almost Seals The Deal With His Lady Friend, But Blows It On The Very Last Line.'
- Craig Kilborn: World Wrestling Federation wrestler Owen Hart, known as the Blue Blazer, died Sunday night... Blue Blazer's partner, White Turtleneck, was unharmed.
- Craig Kilborn: That's what makes this country great, is David Letterman! Let me just open up for a second. I never told anyone about this before, but fifteen years ago, I accepted him into my life, as my Lord and Savior!