Passions (1999–2008)
Juliet Mills: Tabitha Lenox
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Quotes
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[Norma is dressed up as Santa Clause]
Norma : Ho, ho, ho!
Tabitha Lenox : You must've mistaken me for Jessica Bennett.
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Tabitha Lenox : Oh, the old spells were the good spells, Tim-Tim. The language is really quite beautiful: "May Beelzebub's drool seal your eyelids shut." Ha! They don't write them like that any more, Timmy!
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Tabitha Lenox : Lucy Ricardo caused less havoc when she was smuggling cheese back from Europe!
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Tabitha Lenox : Blast that interfering next door neighbor of mine, Grace Bennett!
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Tabitha Lenox : I've had enough of the Don King routine, Timmy. Do something with your hair.
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Tabitha Lenox : So, you told Julian that I'm a witch.
Timmy : Timmy didn't mean to say anything bad.
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Tabitha Lenox : It looks like that grease fellow!
Timmy : You mean Reese.
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Kay : You're an angel
Tabitha Lenox : That's not exactly a compliment in this house.
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Tabitha Lenox : Stay tuned, as we say in TV Land.
Kay Bennett Crane : [scoffing] We're not on TV?
Kay Bennett Crane : [suddenly unsure] Are we?
[Kay looks around the room suspiciously]
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Tabitha Lenox : It's all or nothing on prom night.
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Tabitha Lenox : What on Earth has you guzzling Martimmys at this time of day - and out of a shaker no less?
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[Tabitha imagines being burned alive while Kay, Miguel, Pilar, Eve, T.C., Sam, Grace, and Charity watch]
Father Lonigan : I condemn you to death for being an evil witch.
[sprays her with holy water; Tabitha screams]
Father Lonigan : That's for all the times you called me Father "Blind as a Bat."
[laughs maniacally]
Father Lonigan : All right, fellas, nuke her!
[Miguel, T.C., and Sam slowly push her into the furnace while the women nurse Endora]
Tabitha Lenox : Wait, what about my baby?
Grace Bennett : Oh, don't worry. We're going to teach her to be good.
Charity Standish : I'm going to take her to mass every day.
Tabitha Lenox : Oh, no!
Grace Bennett : And I'm going to teach her to make tomato soup cake.
Tabitha Lenox : No, no, no!
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Tabitha Lenox : Oh the mortals these days! Using their Internet, email, cell phones, and text messaging, whatever the hell that is...
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Tabitha Lenox : Beer and popcorn. What a marvelous combination.
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Tabitha Lenox : Is there any field of medicine that Eve Russell isn't an expert in? Obstetrics, gynecology, oncology, geriatrics, pediatrics, hypnotherapy. They should just put a cape on her and call her Wonder Woman!