- Fred Flintstone: Any more of those dresses?
- Saleswoman: Oh, sorry, we're all sold out, you should've shopped earlier.
- Fred Flintstone: [grabs a mannequin wearing the dress] I'll take this one.
- Saleswoman: The necklace has to come with it, you know.
- Fred Flintstone: I'll take that too, it's not REAL sabertooth is it?
- Saleswoman: Of course not, they're an endangered species.
- [Pebbles cries]
- Wilma Flintstone: Well, Scrooge, it sounds like your daughter needs her diaper changed.
- Fred Flintstone: Er, sorry, Wilma. I have to rehearse. "Christmas, bah humbug!"
- Wilma Flintstone: There's such a thing as being too well-rehearsed.
- Bamm-Bamm Rubble: God bless us, everyone.
- Wilma Flintstone: That's right, Bamm-Bamm. Everyone but Fred!
- Fred Flintstone: [rehearsing for play] "Christmas, bah humbug!" "Christmas, BAH humbug!"
- Wilma Flintstone: [Pebbles groans] Pebbles, don't be so hard on Daddy. He's trying.
- [to the camera]
- Wilma Flintstone: Very trying.
- Fred Flintstone: I've been preparing for this part day and night. It's the only thing I've thought about for the past two months.
- [leaves]
- Pebbles: Kiss Dada, hug Dada?
- Maggie Magma: So I've noticed.
- Fred Flintstone: [driving away] Christmas, bah humbug.
- Fred Flintstone: Cratchet, are you trying to get fired? Get back to those ledgers.
- Barney Rubble, Dino: Yes, sir, I mean no, sir, sorry, sir.
- Barney Rubble, Dino: There's more to life than just acting, you know.
- Fred Flintstone: Not to an actor.
- Barney Rubble, Dino: Yeah, well, in case you haven't noticed, tomorrow's Christmas, I've got to go home and wrap presents.