The Flintstones Meet Rockula and Frankenstone (1979 TV Movie)

Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone, Gladys

Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : [looking over the edge of the balcony]  I can't see the bottom with all this mist. Hey Barney, want to jump down and see how far it is?

  Wilma Flintstone : He'll do no such thing, Fred, it might be at least 30 feet!

• Fred Flintstone : [dressed as a chickenasaurous]  I can feel it in my bones.

  Wilma Flintstone : [laughing]  Which bones, Fred, your drumsticks or your wing bones?

• Fred Flintstone : Why are those goons chasing us?

  Wilma Flintstone : Because Rockula wants to make me his bride.

  Fred Flintstone : [laughs]  He can't marry a woman who's already got a husband.

  Wilma Flintstone : He knows that, that's why he wants to make me a widow.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh well that's a different story... wait a minute! A widow?

• Wilma Flintstone : [about the mummy case]  It's lucky I hid in here because I discovered something fantastic, look, a secret stairway!

  Fred Flintstone : That could lead us out of here!

  Barney Rubble : Hey, good idea, while Rocky and Franky are down here looking for us, we'll be upstairs making our escape!

  Fred Flintstone : Right, let's go!

• Fred Flintstone : Wilma, Betty, quick move away! You're standing on a trap door!

  Wilma and Betty : [jump off]  Huh?

  Barney Rubble : We fell through it before, ZOOM, right down to the secret lab.

  Wilma Flintstone : A trap door leading down to the secret lab? How did you get out?

  Fred Flintstone : We climbed through this big window we saw down there.

  Wilma Flintstone : Uh huh and where did the window lead TO?

  Fred Flintstone : Where does any window lead to? It leads to outside, out to the castle grounds. Uh oh, hold on everybody, I got a plan.

  Wilma Flintstone : I knew you would, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : Why don't we take the trap door down to the lab and escape from the castle?

• Wilma Flintstone : [hears something howling]  Sounds like wolves howling out there!

  Fred Flintstone : Impossible, Wilma, the guide book says there are no wolves in Rocksylvania.

  Igor : Those are verevolves.

  Fred Flintstone , Barney Rubble , Betty Rubble , Wilma Flintstone : [imitating his enunciation]  Verevolves?

• [Rockula, in bat form, appears in Wilma's bedroom, where Wilma is sleeping] 

  Rockula : My beloved bride, it is me, Count Rockula! I have returned!

  Wilma Flintstone : [Half-asleep]  Uh? You woke me up. I was having such a nice dream.

  Rockula : Your dream has come true, my darling. After 500 years, I have come back to you.

  Wilma Flintstone : [Sees Rockula and gasps]  Why, Mr. Silika!

  [Rockula's arms drop in amazement] 

  Wilma Flintstone : How dare you come into my room! This is an outrage!

  Rockula : An outrage? But you are my bride. Who is Mr. Silika?

  Wilma Flintstone : Look, a joke is a joke, but this is carrying it too far. You'd better clear out of here fast. My husband will be back any minute.

  Rockula : Your husband? But that's me.

  Wilma Flintstone : I warn you, if he finds you here, there's no telling what he'll do.

  Rockula : I don't know what you're talking about. Come, we will leave together.

  [Frankenstone opens the tapestry from behind] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Ah! I'm gonna report you to Monty Marble. The producers of "Make a Deal or Don't"! Are they gonna hear about this!

  [Rockula carries Wilma out of the room as the tapestry closes] 

• Gladys : Ja?

  Fred Flintstone : Hehe, hi there. We're the Flintstones and the Rubbles.

  Gladys : You are who?

  Barney Rubble : I'll handle this, Fred. Uh, Ma'am, we're the Flintshteins and da Roobuls.

• [Rockula has abducted Wilma and taken her to his lair] 

  Rockula : Ah, my secret crypt! Do you not remember this place where we used to meet before you became my bride?

  Wilma Flintstone : Mr. Silika, I don't appreciate this phony act of yours.

  Rockula : You know, my dear, you are beautiful when you are angry.

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, I don't know about beautiful, but I'm angry alright, Mr. Silika.

  Rockula : Silika! Who is this Mr. Silika?

  [Frankenstone knocks on the door] 

  Rockula : Come!

  [Frankenstone enters] 

  Wilma Flintstone : Well, my Goodness! Who are you? I don't recall seeing a tall Frankenstone at the party.

  Frankenstone : She very beautiful!

  Wilma Flintstone : Oh, no, not you too. Look, fellas, I'm flattered. But I'm tired of this corny game, Mr. Silika.

  Rockula : I AM NOT SILIKA! I AM COUNT ROCKULA! SEE!

  [Rockula turns into a bat. Wilma screams. Rockula turns back to normal] 

  Rockula : There, my dear. Have I convinced you?