Strangers with Candy (1999–2000)

Orlando Pabotoy: Orlando Pinatubo

Quotes 

• Orlando Pinatubo : You should run for homecoming queen, Jerri.

  Jerri Blank : What? Are you joking? I don't think I'm what the boys consider a traditional beauty.

  Orlando Pinatubo : In my country, you'd be a real queen.

  Jerri Blank : Yeah, well, that's cause your country's ruled by monkeys.

  Orlando Pinatubo : Jerri, that's an ugly thing to say.

  Jerri Blank : Geez, why are you people so sensitive about your resemblance to monkeys? They're adorable.

• Jerri Blank : From now on, this violin is my whole life.

  Orlando Pinatubo : Hey, Jerri. Wanna go throw stuff off the overpass?

  Jerri Blank : Yeah.

  [holds up violin] 

  Jerri Blank : We can throw this.

• Mr. Chuck Noblet : You're new here, so let me lay it down for you. I run a pretty tight ship around here. Thats why the student call me "the hammer".

  Orlando Pinatubo : We don't call you that.

  Mr. Chuck Noblet : Shut up.