MDK 2: Armageddon (2000 Video Game)

Greg Zeschuk: Dr. Fluke Hawkins, Jim Dandy Computer, Conehead

Quotes 

• Jim Dandy Computer : [Dr. Hawkins has accidentally pulled a lever that causes a door to open, sucking out all the air of the ship]  Oh, great Doctor. Now you've done it.

• Dr. Hawkins : [about Kurt]  If he can just keep his pants on, our luck may be changing.

• Max : [on the phone]  Doctor. Max here.

  Dr. Hawkins : MAX? Oooh, who's my puppy wuppy dingy doggy?

  Max : Uh, Doctor, please, come on, unsecured line.

  Dr. Hawkins : Uh, yes. Um, report.

  Max : Mission complete. Deployment speed lacking. Must grease pelvis. Heh heh. Friction is distracting.

  Dr. Hawkins : That's a good boy, Max. You get a special treat when you come home. Now find Kurt and I'll get you both back!

• Kurt : [on the phone]  Doctor? I've got Max here. Teleport from out location.

  Conehead : [mimicking the Doc]  Who's my puppy wuppy dingy doggy?

  Kurt : Uh... Doc?

  Conehead : [mimicking]  Turn around, you fool! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

  Kurt : [to Max]  Great. They've got the Doc.

  Schwang Schwing : [laughs diabolically]  This bird's gonna fly, suckas!

• Dr. Hawkins : Hey! You! Alien interloper! Get off my ship!