Next Friday (2000)
Mike Epps: Day-Day
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Quotes
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Day-Day : Roach, if Pinky catches you doing that X-Games shit on the counter, we both gon' be fired!
African : [walking in store] Motherfuckers. You motherfuckers! What the fuck is this? You motherfuckers!
Day-Day : Can I help you, sir?
African : Yes, what is this? Huh? This is whack! I can't get jiggy with this shit! Where's your damn manager, that pink motherfucker?
Day-Day : The manager's not here. I'm running the store right now.
African : You look like the playa-hater who sold me this shit. Give me back my damn money right now, and I don't have no damn receipt.
Day-Day : Do you have the cover, sir?
African : I don't have no damn cover! Kiss my ass, so what?
Day-Day : Can I see it sir?
[looks at CD]
Day-Day : What, were you chewing on this shit before you got here?
African : Bullshit, motherfucker! Do you know who you are fucking with?
Day-Day : Bishop Desmond Tutu?
African : Try again, motherfucker!
Day-Day : Winnie Mandela's lil'...
African : Try *again*, motherfucker!
Day-Day : Just an ugly ass black dude.
African : I'll go *postal* in this motherfucker!
Day-Day : Man, you better take your hostile black ass outta here!
African : [knocks down CD stand as Craig walks in] Ol' biatch...
[Craig shoves him into CD rack]
African : Oh, shit! Please, don't hurt me! Please! This's John Blaze; I can get jiggy with this!
Craig : Get your ass up outta here!
African : I'm just a bitch-ass nigga!
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Day-Day : Fat bitches need love too, Craig!
Roach : Fa Sho.
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Pinky : [sobbing] Day-Day... is this your cousin?
Day-Day : [worried] Yeah, that's my cousin...
Pinky : Good, 'cause you're fired!
Day-Day : Who, me?
Pinky : And Roach, you're fired too!
Pinky : [Roach and Day-Day chattering]
Pinky : Oh, I heard that! Say it again! Say it again!
[looks at Craig]
Pinky : I was just about to bust a cap in your ass. Give me back my motherfucking pistol. Fuck out my store.
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Day-Day : [shaking hands with Roach] I've knew we've never will be together forever, you're a cool Puerto-Rican dude.
Baby Joker : Hace falta feria, güey.
Joker : QUE!
Baby Joker : Simón.
Joker : [Looks at Day-Day and Roach] PINCHES HIJOS DE PUTA, CABRONES!
Day-Day : What?
Joker : We're saying, you're fucked ese! You're staying with us!
Day-Day : Aw man.
Joker : Baby Joker, get the duct tape, homes.
Baby Joker : Orale, carnal.
Joker : It's on my bed homes, I was using it earlier.
Day-Day : Shit, man!
Lil Joker : [Talking to the girls] Hey and you, got put your clothes back on, alright!
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Day-Day : How'd you get out here?
Craig Jones : I walked.
Day-Day : You walked?
Craig Jones : Yeah.
Day-Day : You can't be walkin' around this white neighborhood, man. You look suspect.
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Day-Day : I got the BGs
Craig Jones : What's the BGs?
Day-Day : The bubble guts, I'm nervous and I'm bout to shit on my self
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Day-Day : Man, look at them tig o' bitties
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Day-Day : Ancient Chinese Secret.
Ms. Ho-Kym : I'm Korean, motherfucker
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Day-Day : [to Craig] When you going home?
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Roach : [At the Jokers house door] Knock.
Day-Day : You want me to knock?
Roach : Well knock.
[Day-Day knocks at the door slightly]
Roach : You're acting like a little bitch right now man, they're not gonna hear that, the music is playing.
Day-Day : Excuse me partner, that was a fuckin' ghetto knock I just did.
Roach : I'm gonna show you how to knock on a door.
Day-Day : Hey, hey no stop.
Baby Joker : [Inside the house when Roach is banging on their door with his feet] Yeah, rub that shit.
Joker : [He hears Roach banging his door and get's his gun] I hear something? Fuck. Yeah I got to do everything around here, SHIT! Ruining my flow.
Girl #1 : [Talking to Lil Joker when kissing her neck] Right there.
Joker : [When talking to his brothers] Hey you lover boys, YOU HEAR THAT SHIT!
Day-Day : [Talking to Roach about banging the door with his feet] Motherfucker you better stop, they're gonna think we're the police in there.
Roach : It gets results.
Joker : [the brothers opening the door at a gunpoint] The fuck do you want?
Day-Day : We came to borrow some sugar.
Joker : Does this look like a fuckin' 7-Eleven to you homes? Do you see a Red-Dot on my Forehead my friend? Do you see an ATM in the corner that doesn't work? DO YOU? NO, YOU DON'T SO FUCK YOU MY FRIEND. Get the fuck outta here Day-Day, and you too, Slim Shady.
Day-Day : No problem, we're gone.
Roach : Hold on, just a second, hey man you've run over my skateboard. I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT, ALL RIGHT!
Joker : What?
Day-Day : [the Joker brothers grab him and Roach and get them inside their house] Oh no, that's that bullshit, man it ain't like...
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[discussion about Day-Day's ex]
Craig Jones : Psycho, huh? She must be worst than Left Eye from TLC or somethin'.
Day-Day : Yeah, well, this fat bitch ain't burnin'!
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Day-Day : [Day-Day introduces Craig to Ms. Ho-Kym] Craig, meet Miss Ho!
Ms. Ho-Kym : Ho-Kym, motherfucker.
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Day-Day : Yo, Pops, I didn't know you had some bitties?
