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5/10
A John Holmes showcase.
augustian4 September 2016
This maybe a hard core sex film but it was written with a certain element of comedy about it. John Holmes is the undoubted star of the film but Leslie Bovee also gives it everything she's got. Many porn films are spoofs of mainstream productions and this was surely inspired by The Six Million Dollar Man, TV series. In this case secret agent John Galt not only loses certain limbs but also a man's most treasured possession in a car accident; and how does he do that? Not to give too much away, but having a woman give a man a blow job while he is driving at high speed is not a good idea. Anyway, as the old saying goes, we can rebuild him as well as giving him a new concealed weapon; and where does a man conceal this new weapon? Not to give too much away but giving a man a blow job when he's packing a concealed weapon can really blow a woman's mind - definitely not a good idea. If you do get a chance to see this give it a go.
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Film made to show John Holmes' ding-a-doodle
Hans-5623 August 2010
In this movie Leslie Bovee is the Senator's Daughter from the title of this movie. She's being kidnapped by some villains. Apparently not for the money, but for the sex, for they rape her incessantly. The senator commissions agent John Galt (John Holmes) to save his daughter. After interviewing some witnesses in his own way agent Galt finds the girl.

From the storyline you may conclude that this is an action movie, but it is not. It is a hardcore porn movie entirely written to show us the man 'with the biggest dingeling in the world' John Holmes in action. If you are a fan of Bovee and/or John Holmes you are in for a treat. The movie was made with some fantasy. And it is all the 1970's, including the conversations and the colors. If you don't know how Holmes and his thingy look like, you may find out through this movie. He made numerous ones, most worse than this one. All others better leave this movie where it belongs: on the shelves.

For me a 3 out of 10.
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