Third Watch (1999–2005)

Yvonne Jung: Holly Levine, Colleen Frewer

Quotes 

• Holly Levine : I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to run away from me now.

  Carlos : Are you kidding? You taught me something today that no one ever has.

  Holly Levine : I did?

  Carlos : You made me appreciate being an orphan.

• Holly Levine : If I had said "Hey, let's drive ten hours into the sticks so you can meet my parents," you would've had a complete meltdown.

  Carlos : No, I wouldn't.

  Holly Levine : You're having one now.

  Carlos : It's because you kidnapped me.

  Holly Levine : You're allegedly not a kid.

  Carlos : Well, it's person-napping. I'm being taken somewhere against my will. I'm definitely being some kind of napped.

• Holly Levine : They live in a rural area.

  Carlos : How rural?

  Holly Levine : Very.

  Carlos : Oh, tell me they have indoor plumbing.

  Holly Levine : Where's your sense of adventure?

  Carlos : They don't have indoor plumbing?

• [about hunting] 

  Carlos : I'd love to go. It sounds like fun.

  Holly Levine : It's not fun for the deer.

  Charles Benjamin : We'll throw 'em a little party before we shoot 'em.

  Holly Levine : [to Carlos]  How about celibacy? Does that sound like fun?

• Carlos : I didn't grow up in a family. I thought it was interesting.

  Holly Levine : Interesting?

  Carlos : I've only seen that kind of dysfunction in the movies.

  Holly Levine : I told them that I had this perfect life in New York. That I had a nice apartment, and a great job and an amazing boyfriend and somehow I walk away from the whole situation feeling like it's not true.

  Carlos : You said I was amazing?

• Holly Levine : Did anyone notice how pretty the air smelled today?

  Carlos : It smells like piss.

  Grace Foster : I love this time of year. End of summer, it's about to change to fall...

  Carlos : Either one of you starts singing, I'm jumping out the window.

  Grace Foster : Only on the second floor. That's not much of a statement.

• Carlos : So, um, let me get this straight. You thought that you were gonna die from eating too many antacid tablets?

  Kathy : That won't kill me?

  Carlos : Maybe if you're eating them when you're walking out into traffic -...

  Holly Levine : Carlos!

  Carlos : - -or something. Um, actually, you shouldn't exceed the recommended dose of any medication unless you first consult your physician.

  Kathy : Even if I'm just taking them to get high?

  Carlos : Especially then.

• Holly Levine : First you "accidentally" swallow a bunch of antacids.

  Kathy : That wasn't an accident. That was a bad decision.

  Holly Levine : Okay. But then you "accidentally" turn the gas on, leave it on with all the windows closed. A person might think you're trying to harm yourself.

  Kathy : I see what you mean, but really, I'm fine.

  Holly Levine : I don't believe you.

  Carlos : Oh... And I'm insensitive?

• Carlos : For a while today I thought you were in that explosion. I knew you were going there. I heard it come over the radio and I... My stomach flipped, I freaked out. I didn't know what to do. I've never felt that way before, worrying about someone like that.

  Holly Levine : What are you saying?

  Carlos : Your story about Jerusalem and the bombs. Everyone calling their loved ones... Who did you call, Holly? I got out of the bus and ran the last five blocks. I was afraid. Afraid that I'd lost you. But you didn't call me. You say "I love you" but you didn't call... It's not about saying the words. It's about actions. It's the best that I can give you right now, and if that's not good enough for you then I am sorry, but it's all that I can give you.

• Carlos : They let you in? I'm dying, right? That's why you're here? They said I'm over?

  Holly Levine : No, you dope. I wanted to be with you.

• Grace Foster : I thought you were taking a few days while Carlos recuperates.

  Holly Levine : Yeah, you know, it turns out Carlos is not that fun to be around when he's sick.

  Grace Foster : "Turns out"? He's not that much fun to be around when he's perfectly healthy.

• Kim : 'Hold this crystal'? A guy is bleeding out of his leg, how's holding a crystal gonna help him?

  Holly Levine : When he was holding the crystal he wasn't thinking about his leg.

• Carlos : Have they invited us back in yet?

  Holly Levine : Yeah. A week ago.

  Carlos : What? No one told me!

  Walsh : It was so much funnier watching you freeze your ass off.

  Carlos : Oh, nice! Nothing I like more than a good joke at my expense.

• [to Grace] 

  Holly Levine : Watching Carlos scream at other drivers all night can really help your résumé.

  Carlos : They're idiots!

• Carlos : I'm about to get it and there you are with some stupid comment.

  Holly Levine : You know what? You're right. That's what keeps Grace from jumping all over you.

  Carlos : So stop it, all right?

  Holly Levine : No way is it that stupid haircut or the disgusting way you lick your lips when you're talking to her. Or the way you never look higher than her chest or lower than her ass, or just your general creepiness you get whenever you're around any woman. That slimy look you get in your eyes like we're all just hunks of meat in a deli display case and you haven't eaten in years. That is all very attractive. In fact, I'm sure that you're the man Grace Foster's been looking for all her life.

  Carlos : I don't have a stupid haircut.