- Tony Toponi: [lethargically] Paper, hey! Get yer paper...
- [mouse walks by]
- Tony Toponi: Fine! So stay ignorant!
- Reed Daley: You know, if you weren't a lady, I'd give you a piece of my mind.
- Nellie Brie: And I'd take it. But that would leave you with none to spare.
- Twitch: Yeah. Now, the smash the presents!
- Reed Daley: Over my dead body!
- [to the cats]
- Nellie Brie: Honestly, Reed, your dead body is exactly what they're after!