Partners in Crime (2000)

Paulina Porizkova: Wallis P. Longsworth

Quotes 

• Gene Reardon : Just a feeling. That's what a woman would say, isn't it?

  Wallis P. Longsworth : And a man would say?

  Gene Reardon : And a man would say "Where's the proof? Where's the evidence? There's no logical reason to believe a woman kidnapped him."

  Wallis P. Longsworth : No logical reason?

  Gene Reardon : No, not based on what we know.

  Wallis P. Longsworth : We don't know anything.

  Gene Reardon : Exactly, we don't even know if he was kidnapped or not.

  Mike Pelton : Three more questions.

  Buster Cummings : Have we considered the possibility that he has been abducted by aliens?

  Mike Pelton : That's Eighteen.

  Gene Reardon : Would the FBI still have jurisdiction?

  Mike Pelton : There's nineteen.

  Wallis P. Longsworth : All the way to the moon and beyond. Right boys?

  Mike Pelton : Twenty.

• Wallis P. Longsworth : Alright, twenty questions.

  Buster Cummings : Alright.

  Wallis P. Longsworth : Why does a happy healthy man in a normal course of events voluntarily abandon his car and leave the motor running?

  Gene Reardon : He Doesn't. He gets out of the car for a number of reasons, voluntarily, but he doesn't voluntarily abandon his car with the motor running.

  Buster Cummings : Or maybe he leaves the motor running to protect himself from the cold.

  Wallis P. Longsworth : Why does he stop and get out of the car volunarily?

  Gene Reardon : Maybe he likes the view, maybe he's got a car problem.

  Buster Cummings : Maybe he has to take a leak.

  Wallis P. Longsworth : What if the cars running fine?

  Mike Pelton : Maybe someone else has the car problem.

  Wallis P. Longsworth : Somebody broken down on the narrow bridge, somebody blocking the way.

  Gene Reardon : OK.

  Wallis P. Longsworth : A woman.

  Gene Reardon : Why a woman?

  Wallis P. Longsworth : Why not a woman?

  Gene Reardon : I asked you first.

  Wallis P. Longsworth : Because a man stops to help a woman.

  Gene Reardon : A man doesn't stop to help a man?

  Wallis P. Longsworth : A man lets his guard down when he stops to help a woman.

  Gene Reardon : Where did that come from?

  Wallis P. Longsworth : Just a feeling I have about men.

  Gene Reardon : Are you telling me you think a woman kidnapped Mr. Weems?

  Wallis P. Longsworth : No, I'm just not ruling it out.

  Gene Reardon : Any particular reason?

  Wallis P. Longsworth : No. No reason, just a feeling.